var beforeMsg = "<font color=black size=2><b>";
	var afterMsg = "</font></b>";
	var msgRotateSpeed = 200000; // Delay in milliseconds
	var j = 0;
	var textStr = new Array();

	textStr[0] = "Wisconsin... come smell our dairy-air.";
	textStr[++j] = "Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?";
	textStr[++j] = "Discourage inbreeding, stop country music.";
	textStr[++j] = "Stupidity should hurt.";
	textStr[++j] = "Jesus is coming, look busy.";
	textStr[++j] = "Jesus saves, Moses invests, but only Buda pays dividends.";
	textStr[++j] = "Jenna Bush stole my ID.";
	textStr[++j] = "Under Republicans, man exploits man. Under Democrats, it's just the opposite.";
	textStr[++j] = "Beer...it's not just for breakfast anymore.";
	textStr[++j] = "Kids...they're not just for Christmas anymore.";
	textStr[++j] = "Beer, helping ugly people have sex since 1862!";
	textStr[++j] = "Would somebody please poke holes in the top of my jar?";
	textStr[++j] = "Mall-Wart...\nYour source for cheap plastic crap!";
	textStr[++j] = "Careful! I'm not wearing clean underwear.";
	textStr[++j] = "Forget World Peace, Visualize using your turn signal!";
	textStr[++j] = "68 and I owe you one!";
	textStr[++j] = "Barbie Sucks!\n(and Ken couldn't be happier)";
	textStr[++j] = "Your college sucks!";
	textStr[++j] = "Gone crazy, back soon!";
	textStr[++j] = "Boys are great!\r(every girl should own one)";
	textStr[++j] = "Mean people produce little mean people.";
	textStr[++j] = "Normal people worry me.";
	textStr[++j] = "Mean people need Prozac.";
	textStr[++j] = "Welcome to Shit Creek!\r(sorry we're out of paddles)";
	textStr[++j] = "Learn from your parent's mistakes, use birth control.";
	textStr[++j] = "I'm too sexy for this computer.";
	//textStr[++j] = "No Whiners!";
	textStr[++j] = "College...We drink more before 9am than most people do all day.";
	textStr[++j] = "Beer, helping white guys dance since 1842!";
	textStr[++j] = "Keep your Butt in the car, the Earth is not your Ashtray";
	textStr[++j] = "Darwin loves you!";
	//textStr[++j] = "Eve was framed!";
	textStr[++j] = "Hell...it's not the heat, it's the humidity.";
	//textStr[++j] = "Humpty Dumpty was Pushed!";
	textStr[++j] = "Attention:\rIntolerance will not be tolerated!";
	textStr[++j] = "Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department";
	textStr[++j] = "Monica blew it for Bill.";
	textStr[++j] = "Embarrass Your Offspring";
	textStr[++j] = "You nonconformists are all alike.";
	//textStr[++j] = "Racists eat poo!";
	textStr[++j] = "Tequila! Have you hugged your toilet today?";
	textStr[++j] = "The Truth is Out There, but I'm stuck here.";
	textStr[++j] = "WARNING, Unattended children will be sold as slaves.";
	textStr[++j] = "Gasoline Kills";
	textStr[++j] = "Go work on your website.";
	textStr[++j] = "The Internet changed my life!";
	textStr[++j] = "Make love, not work";
	textStr[++j] = "World, Reboot";
	textStr[++j] = "Stamp out Reality";
	textStr[++j] = "Stop Spamming Me";
	textStr[++j] = "The Product is You!";
	textStr[++j] = "This cubicle is too small";
	//textStr[++j] = "This Election Sucks";
	textStr[++j] = "I'm a T.V. Casualty";
	textStr[++j] = "What would Ozzy do?";
	textStr[++j] = "Why are my kids so stupid?";
	textStr[++j] = "Why obey morons?";
	textStr[++j] = "Windows will crash";
	//textStr[++j] = "Write stuff down";
	textStr[++j] = "Yoda Loves Me";
	textStr[++j] = "You live in that head?";
	textStr[++j] = "Your whole system sucks!";
	textStr[++j] = "The way you park reflects your breeding";
	//textStr[++j] = "Torturing one human is cruelty, torturing many animals is science?";
	textStr[++j] = "Plants and Animals disappear to make room for your Fat Butt!";
	textStr[++j] = "Maybe partying will help?";
	//textStr[++j] = "My Parents are Nuts";
	textStr[++j] = "Keep the earth clean!\n(it's not Uranus)";
	textStr[++j] = "No good deed goes unpunished";
	textStr[++j] = "What Would Xena Do?";
	textStr[++j] = "Jesus Loves You\n(everyone else thinks you're a butthole)";
	textStr[++j] = "Sterilize Stupid People";
	textStr[++j] = "Man, does retail ever suck";
	textStr[++j] = "Potheads Against Drugs";
	textStr[++j] = "Follow me to certain death";
	//textStr[++j] = "Corporations Lie!";
	textStr[++j] = "Dare to be Stupid";
	textStr[++j] = "Don't Be Such a Wuss";
	textStr[++j] = "What would captain Kirk do?";
	textStr[++j] = "I don't suffer from delusions, I enjoy them!";
	textStr[++j] = "If I'd wanted any crap out of you, I would have squeezed your head!";